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Captain Conservative [Jun. 9th, 2004|11:50 pm]
7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 - You’re on!

My buddy David is a wine connoisseur.
He’s a marathon runner, stirs a mean soup du jour.
But when he gets on the radio, you can be sure
he’ll pound all them hypocrites pretending they’re pure.

When he turns on the mike, he’s ready to strike, he's

Captain Conservative, doing what’s right.
Keeping them goo-goos from sleeping at night.
He launches campaigns against government waste,
upholds Democracy, fights for good taste.

3 - 2 - 1 - You're on!

On the outside ol’ David don’t seem all that tough.
He likes to watch baseball, he’s an old movie buff.
But when he goes on the job and says he’s had enough,
you’d better believe he ain’t running no bluff.

‘Cause the liberals all know when they go on that show, he's

Captain Conservative, gone on the air,
making them bureaucrats pull out their hair.
If you can’t keep up with whatever you say,
he’s glad to remind you on some future day.

3 - 2 - 1 - You're on!

He’s a child of the Sixties, he likes rock n’ roll.
Stamping out abortion is his ideal goal.
He’s a vocal supporter of the Border Patrol,
keeping them wetbacks all under control.

So look out liberal slime, it’s just about time for the

Captain Conservative show to commence,
helping the world make a whole lot more sense.
It’s okay to have your own uninformed view,
but if he hates what you’re saying, he’ll hang up on you.

Disagree with him, he’ll hang up on you.

Say what you’re thinking, he’ll hang up on you.

State your opinion, he’ll hang up on -- [click]

©1991 Gerald Fitzgerald

[User Picture]From: alexfiles
2004-06-11 04:58 pm (UTC)
Ha ha!!!! :-D very good
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